It’s all gone a bit rude

Today I have mostly been knitting something festive. Something suitable for gifting, or selling. Something every man can find use for. Yes, that’s right, it’s an Xmas-themed willy warmer (or penis cozy, whatever you want to call it).

Xmas willy warmer

Guess what I stuffed it with?

I’ve been joking about knitting one of these for a couple of years now but never got round to it until a WoW guildie pushed me into it this morning. Achievement unlocked.

[UPDATE]: The first order for a custom made willy warmer is officially in :p

As well as that, I’m also working on a distressingly pink Tessellate scarf, which is my own pattern (the first one I ever released, ever!) and therefore counts for Love Your Library. Thankfully I’ve found no mistakes in the instructions yet, which is a huge relief given the number of people currently in possession of that pattern. It’s getting there.

Pink Tessellate

It’s very. . .um. . .pink

My last WIP this week isn’t even knitting or crochet at all. I know, right? This is supposed to be a yarn-stuff blog! Oh well, I’m really into cross stitch lately so you’ll just have to suck it up 😉

Chicken cross stitch

Fellow cross stitchers: Can you spot the moment I learned about railroading?

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5 Responses

  1. Katie says:

    I…don’t know what to say 😀

  2. Beth says:

    How cold does it get where you are???? I have to ask….what DID you stuff it with? Inquiring minds and all that.

  3. MJ says:

    I’ve wanted to knit one of those too! Did your man actually wear it?

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