Day 2 of Knitting & Crochet Blog Week involves writing a dating profile for one of our FOs. So it’s not just me being weird, ok?
Before anything else, let me just say that I’m in the process of getting out of my first ever long term relationship with my knitter. I know this will scare some of you away, and that’s ok.
I’m a quirky, happy, slightly fuzzy Kindle cosy without even so much as a real name, looking for someone to care for me. I’m old enough to know what I want, but still young enough to get it, and yet I’ve never even been outside or seen the sky. Could you be the one to show me the world?
What I’m doing with my life
Not much at the moment. You know how it is, you get into a downward spiral of sitting around at home doing nothing? That.
What I’d like to be doing is going on adventures, seeing the world, and doing it alongside someone who loves me.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently it’s that I’m a “goth”. Not really true, but I guess my colours give that impression.
Harry Potter, Discworld, Gotrek & Felix and I’d love to get my hands on His Dark Materials one day but sadly it’s not yet available in Kindle format. Sadface.
The six things I could never do without
- A proper blocking
- Hot rampant sex
On a typical Friday night I am
Either in the knitting bag or lying around on a couch somewhere, probably with a Kindle stuffed inside me despite the fact that my knitter mysteriously lost 港股开户 interest in reading from it as soon as I was complete. Sometimes I get to see a movie from my vantage point on the couch before being abandoned and left in the dark.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m very slightly too tight. I mean for Kindles! No need to giggle, pervert.
Last Online – Online now!
Height – 7″ (17.8 cm)
Body Type – Slim
Drugs – Never
Education – Nope
Job – Customer service
Income – Less than $20,000
Speaks – English